Twilight+VK chapter 3

Chapter 3: Chess Boards, and Sparkly Vampires?

Me: Cheerio chaps, chocks away, what, what! XD he, he! I've watched too much Hetalia and now I've turned into a stereotype of my own country! Are you ready for the next chapter?
Kaname: Roxie do you have a chess board?
Me: No but my dad has a "timeforchess" account!
Kaname: Cool!
Zero: Are you sure this isn't your account?
Me: No! I've never played chess in my life!
Edward: Shouldn't we get on with the interview? I star in this one.
Me: Fine, I'll just have to wright this on the piece of paper I was using in school.

The Interview
(): author notes

*Kaname is at my desk playing "time for chess", as he has the laptop and hogging the desk I am leaning on his back writing down his conversation with Edward who is standing beside me*
Kaname: Do you play chess Edward?
Edward: No.
Kaname: Neither do I, I just have it as decoration.
Roxie*Stops writing* What? So all this time you've just been pretending?
Kaname: Correct.
Roxie: But what about all your chess references?
Kaname: *opens internet tab* Wikipedia.
Everyone: Ooohhh…

1 HOUR later

Kaname: YES!!! *twilight and VK cast all jump from floor in surprise.
Roxie: What?
Kaname: I won!
Yuki: Well done!
Zero: clappidie, clap, clap.
Another hour later
Everyone: SNORE
Roxie: OKAY IM FED UP WITH THIS INTERVIEW NOT GOING ANYWHERE! IF NONE OF YOU WILL START THIS I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO KICK IT OFF MY SELF!!!!*opens curtains, Cullen's light up*
Yuki: Pretty…
Bella: I love it when they do that!
Zero: What the *censured*
Aido: Ewww…
Kaname: Show off.
Shiki: *jolts from seat* IM AWAKE!!!*see's Cullens* Did I just get taken to tinsel town?
Rima: No, dear *pats head* the traveling circus has come.
Shiki: What?
Rima: I think it's best if you go back to sleep.
Ruka: Umm… Why are Yuki and Bella drawling?
Zero: Don't tell me Yuki has fallen for them too?
Kaname: She wouldn't she loves me too much.
Zero: Shut it Kuran!
Jacob: I seriously don't get what's attractive about that.
Zero: Yeah they just look like fairies but not manly ones, camp ones.
*VK gang bursts out laughing*
Edward: It's not a laughing matter! This is the body of a killer!
Aido: Ohhh… What'cha gonna do hit me with your pixie dust! *every VK character in fits of giggles*
Jacob: Real men don't sparkle! *random team Jacob fan girl enters*
Random team Jacob fan girl *insert name here*: Yeah TEAM JACOB!
Roxie: Oh yes. I forgot I'd ordered more fan girls! *deliveryman walks in*
Deliveryman: Fan girls'R' Us if we don't have them you're not popular!
Roxie: Umm… Yeah… Where do I sign?
Deliveryman: here, here, here, here, here and
Roxie: What does that say?
Deliveryman: Oh that just means everything you own is ours, even your cats
Cats: Meow.
Roxie: Cool.
*everyone stares in shock*
Zero: Never trust the Cullen's when it comes to business.
Kaname: Roxie you do realise… *gestures to signatures*
Roxie: What?
Kaname: Nothing.
Rima: Could someone do something. Their gonna give me and Shiki sun burn.
Jasper: How about this *produces sun cream* Mandy gave it to me.
Aido: Mandy is amazing!
*Aido and Jasper go off again and talk beauty*
*Kaname glares at Edward*
Roxie: I think there about to have brawl so *gets out popcorn and gives a pot to everyone* let's get comfy.
Kaname: ROXIE!
Roxie: Fine. I'll get sweet, no big deal!
Kaname/Edward: OUT!!
Roxie: *turns to everyone* Well you heard the man, go on shoo!! You too mousy! *points at stuffed toy*
Mousy: …
Roxie: I said go!
Mousy: *Goes out of door*
Everyone: …
Zero: What the *beep*
Roxie: Ha! We got you this time! Good work  Bubbles, with installing the censer button!
Bubbles the fish:  *salute*
(Kaname: What are you writing?
Roxie: …)
*Suddenly hundreds of furry critters came in singing whistle while you work and everyone started dancing and singing along Disney like*
(Kaname: Give me the laptop.
Edward: Yeah stop making up stuff!
Roxie: *Evil eyed* Never!)
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(Roxie: Thomas get off the laptop!!!
Thomas: Meow.
Kaname: Now's my chance!)
Author switch
*Kaname uses his sexy eye power to fire laser beams and destroy the creatures and the sparkly vampires*
Yuki: My hero!
Kamane/Yuki: Snog.
Zero: Nooo!!!
Jacob:*looks through VK* Eww there siblings!
Kaname/Yuki: *drink each other's blood*
Ruka: But I love you!
Kaname: Well I don't love you.
Zero: I love you Aido!
(Zero: What are you writing?)
Aido: I love you too Zero!
(Aido: But Kaname
Jacob: What is up with this anime!)
*And Kaname ripped off his top to reveal his superman costume*
(Zero: You wish!
Ruka: How dare you say that to Kaname sama!!)
*And flew away it the night*
THE END